Being a housewife can be lonely. Not only is Wendy Williams usually the only adult you talk to during the day, but there also never seems to be enough time/ energy to cook – in the kitchen or in the bedroom. Plus, every one has their opinion of “what you should do all day.” According to my 1950’s mother, my days at home should have been used to prepare for my husband’s evening return from work. I needed to make sure that a meal was ready, the kids were clean (face & clothes), and that I was open to “you-know-what” after I put the kids to bed. So, after four years of being a CHO, Chief Household Officer, what did I discover was the secret to being a successful, sexy housewife? Simply being my half-cooking, non-cleaning, semi-sexy, mostly silly self. PS -I dusted off my degrees and got a job that paid cash instead of crayons…LOL.